"Off to Bilbo's lair we go
and then the stinking rat'll know
when my green scales he beholds
he's gonna run pretty short on gold"

while Liza Minelli and a gang of...

mobsters marched in and started

Raping him until...

The "ring ring ring" bananaphone rang, which made everybody...

Run away leaving only

one seventh of a motorcycle dwarf gang standing, shouting "

" Macho, macho man!
I wanna be
a macho-o man!" When they ran off, leaving their cycles

to rust and fall into the river of time

, famous for the annual river rafting Grand Prix, where the winning team is granted full retirement pensions and

a red, pointy stick, which can be used to...