Granted. Now the burglar is fireing at you with your own gun.

I wish there were no guns

Granted.
All the guns are, at the behest of the US military, melted down and used in the construction of several hundred atomic bombs and immediately launched at Iraq.
They miss the target and destroy every friendly civilian on earth.

You forgot to make a wish dude ;)

No matter, I make one for ya.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(chumloofah @ Sep 19 2007, 06:49 PM) [snapback]311870[/snapback]</div>Granted, the a-bombs are not real, infact they are all made of choclate, so now every friendly civilian on earth is covered in choclate now.

I wish this day never existed...

Granted.
The week has, since the dawn of time, been 6 days, God never got his day off and, in his bitterness, spends every moment of every hectic work day making the lives of his creations as miserable as divinely possible.

I wish that internetters and texters would all use proper grammar.

Granted, proper grammar is now A0l sp34k.

I wish that there would be less fanatics on the world.

Granted, you are now an anti-fanatic fanatic, the only fanatic left, scorned by everyone.

I wish there was more sillyness in this world

Granted, now you wish another wish and wish it wishily, so your wishy wish would wish a wish of it's wishy washy own wishingly full wish.

Wish a wish?

Granted! *show tune*"CONGRATULATIONS, your wish come true. And your prise iiiiiiis...A WISH! *wild applause* Yeeeeah. It's tax free, and all yours. Now just one more thing you have to do before you recieve you FREE wish *oooooooh*..." ...and I think you know the lines :sneaky: 90's game shows and popup-ads style :devil:

I wish _r.u.s.s. would be my friend again :unsure:

Your wish is granted, now you are really good friends, and we are all invited to the wedding in December. Hurrah! :)

I wish I had three lungs.

Granted, but then YOU GOT BREAST CANCER :l

I wish that i didn't need to go to school so early in the morning.