^ Can only grow a moustache on his toenails

^ How did he know about my Frodo feet.

^ Stole Frodo's feet :ph34r:

^ Don't tell Frodo.

^ Has a hobbit foot fetish

^ Is a hobbit. More then likely Pippin.

^ Is a smelly goblin

^ Thats just nasty. I called you Pippin, one of the hobbits who becomes a warrior by the end of the books and you call me a goblin. It's on like Donkey Kong now.

^Is Sméagol.

(well, the thread is about making fun of the previous poster! :p)

^ is angry at the premise of the game

^ Smells like game spirit.