^Should get out of EQ's closet.
*pulls out sword*

^ should stop that nonsense and do his homework.
*takes sword, brakes it over his knee and sends esg to his room with a frown*

^doesn't know that the sword is unbreakable, and cuts himself.

^ should clean his room as well. Take the vacuum cleaner.

^gets locked in the closet with a crowbar, then is thrown into the ocean.

^ is surprised that I have Houdini-like abilities and appear behind him just after 3 hours, looking :mischief:

^doesn't notice I then give him a choke from behind.

^ wants to start wrestling action with a sleeper hold... :rocks:

^doesn't know my kicks feel like a nuke, because he's gotten one.

^ must be talking about that mosquito bite... :smug: