Granted.

I wish to be in a solid locked room with all the DBZ seasons with everything to play them and enough food/water/air to watch them.

Yes, you do, but it take many, many years to create such a comfortable situation and when the first episode starts you die naturally beacause you are really old

I wish I have no more problems at work ...

Granted, but you die because your really old.
(can't say you didn't see that one)

I wish to be Cell from Dragon Ball Z.

*poof* now you're cell but you get your butt kicked anyway...


I wish to go to Subway

Granted, but gang members are in the same car as you, and kill you.

I wish to have a copy of every game in the world.

granted but there are so many games that they won't all fit in ur house. Then the shipping bill is enormous, plus it's raining.

I wish there was a Chowder/Flapjack/Superjail crossover TV movie on CN.

Granted, but it is 24 hours long with about 2 seconds of actual movie.

I wish Cartoon Network would play anime again.

Invalid wish. They still do. Bakugan Battlebrawlers :P

I wish I get to work shopfloor rather than checkouts at work tomorrow.

[error 501] Unable to corrupt wish. What is a shopfloor? This word isn't even in the dictionary, sorry...

I wish they would produce games nowadays as funny as in the good old times of C64 and DOS !!!

granted but they don't sell because the companies don't promote them enough.

I wish Cartoon Network would show the old Toonami shows again (like DBZ, not naruto.).