Granted, you give her an Xenomorph Queen, a gift that keeps on giving.

I wish for the PS3 to never exist.

Angry Sony Fanboys take over the world.

I wish PC was the dominant gaming platform.

Granted, the world ends, PCs are the only things that survive.

I wish to know the move "1000 Years of Death", I do NOT what to have 1000 Years of Death, I only want to know the move.

granted but to make this move once and make it work it takes 500 years

I wish the weekend is more than two days

Granted, it is 1 milisecond longer.

I wish for very very hostile and advanced aliens to make contact with the world.

Granted.
The brakes of their mothership fail and they make extremely violent contact with a mountain flank. They vaporize.

I wish those alien engineers had build in some safety gadgets.

Granted, they use humans to fuel them.

I wish all snow in the world would melt.

Granted. But the water level rises so dramatically that we all die.

I wish for a time machine.

Granted, but the Time Knights kill you for messing with the time line.

I wish very hostile aliens would attack Earth.

Granted but you die.... What a silly wish.

I wish for Psychonauts to download off steam faster.