Granted, however, ever heard of an Alexander Harris? He ended up almost the same way, and almost died, you however aren't as lucky, you end up dead.

I wish we had a TV here on the north pole...

granted, but the NP dont have any power supply

i wish cows bawks and chickens moo

Granted, but confusion leads to the milking of chickens and the egg-birthing of cows. The world soon runs out of milk and eggs, and we somehow die. Thanks for nothing.

I wish i could win the game. And not have to go threw some crummy sequel after either.

granted, but it's one of those shitty Chinese pirated NES games

i wish rap didnt exist

Granted, but i don't know why you'd wanna get rid of skateboarder style shoes.

I wish you were all dead. And could not come back to life as zombies, so it would only be me, and maybe 5 extremely hot 18 year old bisexual women, all forced to follow me everywhere and do whatever i say, and that we would neve rdie and have unlimited food, be immune to desease, depression, age, and any other human ailment, and have any video game at our disposal. Oh, and that clothes didn't exist :smug:

granted, but all the nukes exploded and you died (creating the scene for fallout: the nuclear post-apocalyptic game)

i wish i could can phones spontaneously explode

Granted, but your phone explodes while your talking on it.

I wish i could :smug:

granted, but it (again) makes a Fallout:a nuclear post-apocalyptic role playing game environment (so basically they explode like nukes)

I wish FO:New Vegas and V13 are done

Granted, you get the worst bugfest since KOTOR2.

I wish we had a power plant so we could watch that TV here...

Granted, but is is a nuclear one ... same as the fallout which you'll enjoy after it has a meltdown.

I wish I had a bag of holding for real!