Granted but it has a meltdown and kills you.

Wish we had a power plant here (north pole) so we could watch this TV. (and a nuclear plant wouldn't meltdown...At least not that easy...)

granted, but the only cable company in the north poll shows non-stop abominable snowman porn.

I wish I could just chill, yo

Granted, but you chill so much that you are now frozen! D:



I wish the universe imploded right now :smug:

WTF, my bag of holding suddenly had a nuclear meltdown??? A bag made of leather??

Besides, I have just used nuclear meltdown on your last wish. According to some unwritten rules, you cannot use the same corruption back on the originator (like: tag-you're it!)

Come on esgmaster, I want some of what you are smoking!!!
:doh:

^ universe imploded, the good thing is - it was a parallel universe

I wish my life have a save game/load game option

Granted, but not even god can give you a save/load option. So you have to revert to Satan, who will gladly take your soul away and eat it with rice, curry sauce and ketchup. Yummie!

I wish I would die someday in my sleep. Not like others in an accident or violent action, or crashes, nor impoisonments or sickness. Nor in dementia, nor anything bad at all. I just wish I would die someday after I go to sleep and just never wake up without any bad feeling.

granted, but you go to hell level (ITS OVER) 9000 along with bobson

i wish this wasn't a catch 22

granted, it's a catch 23, and you just lost!

I wish I COULD divide by 0

granted, but something bad happens THE WORLD TURNS INTO THE POKEMON UNIVERSE! (kids, what do ya like to play? POKEMONPOKEMON!)

I wish nextinline made a wish...