For some reason I found that capitalization really creepy....

Anyway, granted, now you sleep forever.

I wish that I could change the past.

Granted. The past has been changed so that you no longer exists!


I wish I had idea for school art report...

Granted. You have an idea and you make it happen. Nobody likes it and people are laughing at you for it.


I wish it was easier to choose the proper hardware for each purpose.

Granted. You now have a rubber hammer for rubber nails.


I wish that all my wishes will come true.

Granted. Your wished are fulfilled by the Devil himself so he screws your wishes in his personal sick way like in "Bedazzled".


I wish upon a star!

Granted, but now everybody knows who your favorite gay porn star is!

I wish you'd make a more chalenging wish to corrupt.

He did, and you failed to currupt it.

I wish that the english alphabet had the lettera 'Ø, Æ, Å' in it.

Granted, as well as every other symbol ever concieved by humanity, leaving you with a mess of an alphabet.

I wish there were no health issues involved in smoking

Granted. Now cigarettes are valuable if you want to live and since there are lots of people who dont smoke, you have just killed half the population of the earth.

I wish I had The Lost Boys DVD.

Granted, but there is a huge scratch on it.


I wish i could give up smoking... :(