Granted. But haunted by the image you commit suicide.

I wish i lived in Ohto Gunga

Granted. However, you discover that your misspelling of "Otoh Gunga" has landed you instead in Ohto Gunga, a small abandoned city found in the exact center of the Dune Sea of Tatooine. You have no water or food supplies. Good luck.

I wish to become a Weaver from LOOM.

granted. but you die

i wish i didn't make twatty spelling mistakes

Granted and left uncorrupted.

I wish for the next poster to not corrupt this wish.

Granted.

I wish I owned both the Ebon Hawk and the Millenium Falcon.

Granted, but you also own a huge debt to Jabba the Hutt...
Greedo doesn't miss.

I wish for there to be JKIII, not a spinoff similiar to JA.

Granted. I won't corrupt it cause.. well i just wont.

I wish i had a tame rancor.

Granted, but well...It finds another Rancor, makes little rancors, and the little rancors are going to be big untame rancors...And they're breathing down your neck....

I wish to see more Star Wars: Infinities comics...Because I want to know what Star Wars I would be without Jar Jar alive.

Granted, But you find yourself missing him...... you slowly become haunted by it.... and finally you die.....

I wish it was ultra pi time.

Granted.
You'll have a relieving pee.

I wish CaitSith didn't had those prostate problems.