Granted but now your laptop is full of viruses and trojans.

I wish my child would sleep at night without crying once.

Granted. But the silence unnerves you so much you walk in and poke him till he wakes up.

I wish that they used and Australian to voice Robert Foster/Overmann in Beneath A Steel Sky.

Granted but now that its an Aussie no Americans can understand the game, not really a loss but oh well.

I wish that I had a bigger tv cabinet, so my tv would actually fit in it.

Granted. But you go overboard and buy one that's too big to fit in the house.

I wish it was Ultra Pi Time.

Granted you now have a huge pie in front of you, but its not the one you wanted.

I wish the internet is Australia was better.

Granted. But all the Aussies online cause the rest of the world to go offline.

I wish for a Pizza that i can eat without Ralphing.

Granted but now pizza makes you chunder instead.

I wish that I had a box that would just magically fill with all the games I want, in their orginal boxes and everything.

Granted, But you are never heard from again,

I wish you would explain WTF chundering is. As i know it is done by men down under.

Granted but I will only tell you it means praying to the porcelain god.

I wish more people would play this game with us.

^Granted but now our amusing back and forths are no longer as amusing.

I wish i had brought lunch into town today.