Granted but now all your other games won't work.

I wish they made a remake of Covert Action.

They do. but it's shit.

I wish all of my assignments were done.

Granted they are, but they all get F's.

I wish Monty Python were still making skits.

Granted. But we all laugh to death.

I wish that the assignment i just handed in gets a destinction

Granted but its the distinction of being the wrost handed in ever.

I wish I had more energy to head down to the gym.

Granted, but what you didn't know was that the entire cast of the Mortal Kombat series is there, and they've blown have the block already...

I wish to be Raiden from MK.

Granted but your Raiden from the second movie and have zero powers.

I wish I had a sword for the people who knock on your door and try to sell you things.

Granted, sadly it is made from the softest most comfy cotton and every salesman after getting hit with it gives you a heartfelt hug and you smell of cheap salesman cologne the rest of the day.

I wish someone who would clean our home.

Granted, and that someone is YOU.

I wish that ayoeness's name wasn't so difficult to pronounce for me.

Almost spitted my dentures out. :rant:

Granted you can say his name fine, but to do so you now no longer have dentures....or teeth.

I wish my son wasn't so jealous about his mum.