you can see its footsteps.

you know that your heffalump-trap has one in it if ...

...it's closed and smells of heffalump. Now, provided that Tigger has set up the radioactive material, Geiger counter, hydrocyanic acid, and hammer correctly, and provided that your estimate of the rate of decay of the radioactive sample was correct, and provided that the heffalump has been in the trap for the correct amount of time, you can be sure that your trophy is simultaneously alive and dead, ensuring that it will fetch a very high price on the black market.

Tiggers don't like you if...

.......if you don't like to jump! Coz there's nothing that tiggers like more than to JUMP JUMP JUMP!!! :whistle:

you're jumping in the air if...

your name is tigger , or if someone switched the sugar on your breakfast cereal for amphetimines

your ready to kill if

if you're ready to die

you'll eat mushrooms if...

you want your mind to go on a long journey back through time to the halls of the mushroom king for laugths and hi jinks, while your body remains in the present day drooling giggling and staring at the pretty colours on the wall's of your home.

you are going insane if

You have dinner at Piglet's house. (Gopher has the pizza)

There's an error in your CONFIG.SYS file on Line 15 because......

Your computer has been infected by the dreaded bobbin virus!!!
Aaaahhhh!! *runs away*

You may be scared of things that don't exist if...

you have eaten waaay to many mushrooms

you eat human flesh when...

You have finished frying the penis of a man you met over the internet in garlic. And are German.

You know you're German if...