Granted but now he's jeasous about you.

I wish I had done an ICT course instead of Science.

Granted but it's worse then Science.

I wish I could draw.

Granted, You quickly draw your gun and are shot by police,

I wish i wasn't out of happy pills.

Granted you know have lots of happy pills, and I won't corrupt it.

I wish I could own an island.

Granted, and Because i'm so happy from all the pillz there aren't even sharks or giant dingoes or anythin'

I wish for a pie.

Granted you get a pie however it's full of crows.

I wish I had icecream.

Granted, But it's made of Brahmin Chips.


I wish

Granted you are now nothing.

I wish I had two PS3 controllers.

Granted, but now you have the only two PS3 controllers in the world.
Unfortunately there are many very angry Sony fanboys going down your street.

I wish to have a copy of MK9 travel back in time so I can play it.

Granted but it needs a PS10 and you don't have one.

I wish I could work out for longer at the gym before I am to tired to go on.