(Cause it taste horrible? At least to me.)

Granted but all the food you have went off last year.

I wish I had more Coca-Cola.

(Fair enough)
Granted but you spill it and get an even stickier keyboard.

I wish i had a loo.

Granted but it's costs 100 dollars every second you are in therre.

I wish my new house was going to be a little bigger.

Granted, but it's so big you can no longer afford it,

I wish i wasn't so bored.

Granted but now you don't want to be on Abandonia.

I wish my kid had of gone to sleep at a normal time so he wasn't up late now.

Granted, but now he's a Twilight fan...

I wish for a million dollars.

Granted but all your money is fake and you go to jail for life.

I wish I didn't have to stay at this house until my lease was up.

Granted, but alas no one saw that guy with the gun enter your house untill it was too late. :cry:

I wish that it gets turned into a real-life Spider-man after that.

Granted but the Spider-man spins a web around you, trapping you in his web

I Wish for a brand new Imac...

Granted but after getting it you realise it's just the old Imac with a nicer box, and that it still isn't as good as a PC would have been. (:bleh3:)

I wish my kid was old enough to play with lego.....cause I want to play with his lego.