Granted, but the Pringles Cantenna you used to steal the neighbours internet gets you arrested.

I wish i Had some Relentless.

Granted but now you have too much.

I wish I had some chips to snack on.

^Granted but they're sent by an american and so are actually Crisps

I wish i had internet.

Granted, the entire internet has been solidified above your head.

I wish to unlock everything in Mortal Kombat Deception.

Granted but just as you do you find out you don't have any way of saving the data, and your console shuts down.

I wish the market I just went to had advertised their closing time as well as their opening, 20 minutes wasted getting there just to find out it was closing at only 2pm.

Granted, it opens at 12:00 PM and closes at 12:01 PM.

I wish superheroes were real.

Granted but you are a Super Villians lackey and get beaten up by the superheroes every day.

I wish I had a Sega Master Sytstem.

granted, but it overheats and combusts

I wish to act in a brilliant game and make millions which i give to the poor

Granted, but 20 years later you're in a scandel...

I wish to be the reporter of that scandel.

Granted but it turns out you were in on the scandel so you too end up in jail.

I wish I could be a BETA games tester, and get paid well for it.