granted, but you get infected with a bug and your money does too... XD

Your non-wish is not granted.

I wish that I could be better at side scrolling beat em ups.

Granted but the game beats you up

I want a dog that is a cat also

Granted you are now apart of the TV show CatDog, but you die every episode in a horrible way.

I wish that the shows on TV didn't all assume that I must be an idiot for watching them.

Granted,now you must be a Person with Acute disseminated encephalomyelitis.

I wish my own existence.

Granted, but you come to existence in a parallel universe where you're a girl :p

I wish for... NOTHING.

Granted, but your wish is corrupted and you get EVERYTHING, as your max carry limit is 360 you are crushed to death under the weight of your own load.

I wish i could find a copy of BG1

Granted,you found a copy of BackGammon 1

I wish players would have brains in WoW

that sounds fun

Granted, but they all suddenly realise that WoW is shoite and go back to their lives.
I wish i had Internet at home.

Granted now the only person you can play WoW with is yourself.

I wish WoW didn't bore me so much and I could actually go back to playing my level 80 gnome DK, and enjoy it.