Granted, but then you realise that i already corrupted riccso's wish and die.

I still wish for internet

Granted but it is just as blocked as your stolen internet. And Ab is doubley blocked.

^Your non wish is not granted.

I wish for Pie

granted,but that pie is a lie

I wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish

The corrupting genie looks at you then slaps you. Wish Granted. :mischief:

I wish my throat wasn't starting to get sore, cause that means I might get a cold.

Granted, but someone broke your neck.

I wish to see all films released in the next two years before they're released. As in now.

Granted but they are all Twilight.

I wish I had an awesome Surround Sound system.

Granted, but it constantly repeats "Edward Cullen".

I wish to own the world. As in the current time.

Granted but moments after becoming leader the whole world blows apart.

I wish my internet was faster.

Granted, it is now too fast. Your computer now explodes.

I wish to be Superman, and no Kryptonite exists.