little beards and wrinkley skin, but that was not the worst thing about them. the worst thing was..

they were all gay and were singing YMCA in front of the

Indian Chief who was wearing a Brightly coloured..

CD on his lips, turning the inocent children into some gigantic

Almost Erect..

strawberries armed with sugar and

Big bums and bad breath they began to...

transmute into perfect gems revived by some

Old man, who happened to be casually passing by...

a green beret rotten corpse wearing a tiny