good thing there are some signs http://countersweet.xlphp.net/ester/img5.jpg

The bad thing is they say "out of order"

The good thing is the cleaner's taking them down.

The bad thing is that the cleaner puts another sign up that reads even less to you than the sign before.

The good thing is that the cleaner has a map tattooed across the back of his bald head, so you now know where to go...

The bad thing is that he turns around, catches you staring at his bald head, and beats you up with his broom, poking one of your eyes out!

The good thing is that this is just another crazy dream. You woke up behind and find that youre sitting in the streets, behind a dumpster, with Pamela Anderson!!!

The bad thing is that you can't help staring at her and her huge... arguments which usually makes every woman angry.

The good thing is that she is Pamela Anderson, and she has based her entire career upon her huge arguments, so she doesn't get angry...

EDIT: silly almost same time posts ;)

The bad thing is that reality catches up with you and muggers appear behind you and Pam. Pam's "Arguments" will not save your behind this time i'm afraid.
(it's a dumpster alley for G0d's sake and the "take these arguments and post them everywhere"thing is getting old. {/arguments})

EDIT: i can't believe i just used the A-word three whole times...