You have finished frying the penis of a man you met over the internet in garlic.

You like garlic if...

You are German. And fry the penises of men you have met over the internet.

You meet people over the internet if...

...you ate too much garlick and all the real people couldn't stand your breath.

You've made a dentist puke when...

you tell him what you did to the last man you met on the internet, and then show him the souvineers that you harvested and eat them.

you eat the dentist's puke when ....

the dentist pukes in your mouth

you are an evil elf if... :evil:

You are this man.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/merch/notecard/nt-32.jpg
You are a lawyer if...

...if you take the law in yer own hands.

You have hands if...

if you can hold a football on the end of one arm.


You might be possessed if....

You speak a lot of Latin. And your head can spin all the way around.

You might consider spinning someone else's head all the way around if...

They magically turn into an owl.

You'd capture owls if..