Granted, but it's so good your computer can't use it.

I wish to be a grandmaster of ninjitsu.

Granted, But you become so cocky in your skill that you never see me coming....

I wish for some more ale

Granted you have more ale, but it's poisoned.

I wish I had more friends on the PSN to play RDR with.

Granted but you get shot and they leave you for dead (see what i did there)

I wish i had teh internetz

Granted, but alas the cyber-ninjas take the internet from you.

I wish to be the leader of that group of cyber-ninjas.

Granted. Too bad cyber-ninjas don't exist on this world :mhh:

I wish that the temperature stayed at 25 degrees D:

Granted but its fahrenheit, or celsius whichever one you won't like.

I wish I had more Harddrive space.

Granted, but every file stored on your current hard drive will be deleted.


I wish I could go to Moscow this summer.

Granted but as you arrive a nuclear bomb explodes evaporating the entire city, and naturally your mortal body.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

Granted, but it isn't done well and the colors mix with the whites to make a ton of pink underwear and t-shirts.

I wish I could make an un-corruptable wish.