yr a ballerena...

i wish MSFS was uploaded already

^Banned for...

oops wrong thread ;)

ok your wish is granted but anytime you want to play MSFS you have to activate via phone... but that's not the only problem. you have to call a hotline in india to do this, too.

I wish I hadn't to get new earphones (for sports) 2 times a year...

Granted, you have to get new earphones ten times a year.

I wish my girlfriend would be back from America sooner.

Granted, your GF is back early with a child

I wish my job is not so boring...

Granted, however, your workplace is now a constant party, so no body gets anything done and the business goes bankrupt leaving you jobless.

I wish I had a PS3

There's been a mixup with granting wishes.
Therefor you get a PS2 instead.

I wish I had a much better performing Laptop.

Another mix up you now have a better preforming top lap.

I wish I had unlimted amounts of Coca-Cola.

Granted, Unlimited Coca-Cola is pumped into your body until you explode.

i wish i had more money

Granted, unlimited amount of money is yours.

Alas .... you get the bill from DarthHelmet86's cola, and it's also an unlimited bill.

I wish someone would take that ol'Apple blue G3/400 from me, it's gonna end in the shredder otherwise.
@#@#@#@#@#@#@# Macs.
:mischief:

Granted, I take your G3/400 from you, and beat you with it.

I wish I'd get a real PS3