Granted,

you definetely will get one but only after I've beaten u with it :P

I wish that not all things would break down at almost the same time! (my router, tv, fridge...etc - actually the list is a "bit" longer)

Granted, now they all break at the exact same time, instead of around the same time.

I wish I could kick people in the face with my fist.

Granted.
The first one you kick in the face is Obama.
The US secret services gonna have a lot of fun with you in Guantanamo bay.

I wish there would be more love less war in the world.

Granted.
A meteorite falls to the earth and will killus all but were to wrapped in love to do anything about it.

I wish I had lots of luck.

Granted.
You get hit by a meteorite but as you're lucky you don't die.
It's only your tiny brain that gets smashed and you can live your life as a vegetable.

I wish there were a bit lesser meteorites hitting the Earth.

Granted.
But forget those, now a giant flood of unlimited coke comes flying out of nowhere and drowns the earth.

I wish that wishes will not be bad.

theres no point in this game now, CLOSED

Fine, I withdraw my reply.

But you could say
"Granted, nothing bad happens to this wish" or something like that and then say
"I wish that wishes can be bad again"

I now wish that I'll be super smart

THIS IS A THREADJACKING I HAVE BOMB! IF YOU RESIST ILL BLOW THIS THREAD THREAD UP! THIS IS NOW ABOUT EINSTEIN!

YOUR NOT MAKING ANY SENSE. HOW IS THIS ABOUT EINSTEIN.
AND THE THREADJACKING STUFF, IS THIS PART OF THE GAME

anyway this is supposed to be a game, a game where you say granted then say something bad that happens that's got to do with that wish or something like that. SO LETS START AGAIN

I WISH I WAS SUPER SMART