granted, now the world is rid of people who over complicate things

...oh shi-

er granted, for nothing
i wish that you wish that i wished you wished

you get a big iron on your hip, and at that, your balls go jingle jangle wherever you go, and then Dart slices your head off, while a

chocabo (from a universe teleporting machine, duh) eats your jingle jangling balls, and then the chocabo goes jingle jangle, then it

breeds a gold chocabo, but it falls off a mountain to its death, in the meanwhile, your ghost went though the portal while it was

open,you seen the dead gold choacabo, go on top of it, then Cid and his gigantic airplane with cloud and the gang landed on the

choacabo (and you were still on it, keep in mind) and so, your double-dead, but the landing merged your soul with the choacabo, so

now, you have to live your life as a dead choacbo, until your triple-deaded by someone having to shoot the zombies in the head

with a shot gun!



i wish i was my sim in the sims 3

Granted.. You get hit by a meteor, and dies

I wish for something new, something fresh

Granted. :fish: It is fresh.

I wish I had every game console ever and all the games for them and they all work.

Granted, they all work, but only for your little rascal, none works for you.

I wish my grandkids wouldn't take over all my PCs when they come over. :cry:

Granted now all your PCs are theirs and you have none.

I wish I had a large collection of movies...well a larger one.

Granted, but they're all directed by Tommy Wiseau and Uwe Boll.

I wish I had some coffee.

Granted your mouth is now full of coffee grounds. Try and eat those why don't ya.

I wish Uwe Boll had never made a moive in his life and that no one had been dumb enough to let him make their game into a movie.

Granted, but Boll instead becomes Chancellor of Germany.

I wish I could find out what that smell is.