Granted...its you.

I wish I had all the ultra rare stuff in WoW...without me needing to spend my entire live waiting for it.

Granted, but your account is hacked, so you lose it all.

I wish my computer had the capability to run Skyrim when it comes out.

Granted, but the game is released this very second and it will never run correctly and By the way everybody at Bethesda has some kind of degenerative nerve disorder and they all die so the only new elder scrolls things you are going to get is a lot of naked Kajhiit from the mod community.

I wish I had all the new video game systems with all of their motion peripherals.

i LOVE the power fist, ITS SO BAD!,and broke

I Wish i put the me sim's telescope in the house looking out the window

AND I HAD BREAKFAST SAUSEAGE FINGERS AND NO ONE WOULD EAT THEM! (or animals pooing on them, and no expiration date, and never goes bad)

Granted, but the sausages make your breath smell like a fat man's armpit in July.

I wish I had new strings for my bass.

Bass kills you because you wouldn't stop breaking his strings

Granted...

I wish I had a bottle of Tabasco Pepper Sauce.

you lose 6 years of your life

i wish Tabasco sauce didnt take 6 years to make

Granted... it takes 12 years.

I wish I had the TARDIS.

tardus


i wish tabasco sauce only took a week to make