Granted, but it never tastes the same ever again

I wish I had the entire Baldurs gate series

Granted, but you are forced to play it with the Imoen romance mods. *shivers*

I wish PHP mastery would be beamed into my brain.

Granted, but the damage caused to your brain in the process disabled all the other functions of it.

I wish I had secks with J. L. Hewitt, at least once. =)

Granted...but it turns out to be this J. L. Hewitt

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jl-He...00001190426596

I wish my student loans were paid off...

Granted, but now you have no money to pay off the loanshark you borrowed from.

I wish i had some blueberry Pi

Granted, But you became allergic to blueberries as soon as you ate the pie.

I wish I had a computer that could play every video game in existence.

me too

i wish someone would play YSFlight 1v1 missles only with me

Granted, but it's the Devil and it wins your soul.

I wish I had some gas station fried chicken for dinner.

Granted You take your pet chicken to a gas station which explodes, frying it.

I wish I had enough money to build a new PC

Granted but you spend all the money on the case only. You also had to sell all your other computer gear.

I wish my son would let me nap during the day without him trying to destroy everything.