You were attending a Harry Potter convention for Competitive Children

You're a competitive child when...

You find out you have a lightning bolt on your head.

You might get struck by a large bolt of electricity if....

you walk outside in a thunderstorm with an umbrella

You use an umbrella if...

it rains...

It rains if...

you start singing 'why does it always raaaaaaain on me?' by Travis

you start singing if....

if it rains... :blink:

You're deluded if you think...

it rains!!! :bleh: ( Now stop it!! *stops raining* uuuuuh, it's magic!!)

the sun will shine if....

...it´s not night (exept here when it shines all night on the summers :max: )



The stars will shine if..........

you won't drink too much wine...

The :apple: will dance...

if "the apple never falls far from the tree".... gosh, that was quite boring.. sorry..

the apple will fall from the tree if.. :blink: