Granted, he now doesn't let you sleep at night and destroys everything

Wish trying to be granted......Failed.
Granted wish trying to be Corrupted.....Failed.

SYSTEM REBOOT!

Granted, but it fails again and so...Failed

I wish...failed

Booting backup wish
Yes, but then you don't have enough for your cheesegrater

I wish I had new glasses already

Granted you have some very nice glasses....the look like this.

I wish I didn't get hayfever.

Granted, you now get airfever instead.

I wish It wasn't Monday tomorrow

Granted it is Monday today.

I wish I could sleep when I wanted to.

(Tuesday is my day off, therefore your wish corruption has failed)
Granted, you suddenly feel like a kip when crossing a main road and instantly fall over asleep.

I wish there was something to drink in this damned house

Granted but the only thing to drink is you and the vampire that just walked in is very thirsty.

I wish I had another big screen TV..just cause.

Granted, you steal a cinema screen and are lynched by a group of avid cinema fans.

I wish I wish I was a fish