Granted, he is replaced with a fiddling one

I wish I had more money

Granted you have tons of Monopoly money.

I wish I had a magic pill to get rid of headaches.

Granted, you take a pill which explodes your head

I wish I could find my knoife

Granted you find your Knoife it yells at you and leaves you.

I wish I could play any game I wanted on this computer.

Granted, unfortunately you can only play them for one minute a day

I wish I could download more stuff each month

Granted but the only thing you can download is pictures of me.

I wish my internet was faster.

^Granted, but you use it all up and have to go to Californi to find more

I wish I could find my keys

Granted, but someone stole the lock they were to. Your keys are now useless.

I wish I had a computer that had a possessor speed of 8 GHz.

Granted, but you only have ddr1 677 ram

I wish I hadn't locked my picks in a box

Granted, they are now locked in a safe.

I wish I had a sandwich to eat.