Granted. After few seconds of living in Morrowind You were killed by kagouti.


I wish for a gold fish, which wouldn't corrupt any of my wishes.

Here you go. A goldfish that cant be corrupted by wishe's.

Wait! Dont squeeze it...*squeeze*...oh great. Its dead now.

I wish I would be a real chosen one.

Congrats, you are now a real chosen one.
You're chosen as life-time oarsman on a assault galley.

War is here again, you're ship is in the first row, ah shame, it sinks, and you with it.
It was a short chosen one life span. Real shame.


I wish that my fu**ing keyboard didn't had all those useless OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo handy extra fu**ing stupid keys all over it that can open all those apps directly. I fu**ing have shortcuts ya know.

Granted. Your "fu**ing" keyboard has now three basic "fu**ing" keys and lookes like this:
http://images24.fotosik.pl/89/5cf42d341d1e835d.jpg


I wish that computer hardware would be cheaper.

Granted, Computer hardware is now a lot cheaper..BUT NOW YOU GOT BREAST CANCER :l

I wish some aliens died instead of Charlotte.

Granted. Oh by the way, youre an alien too, so you also die!

I wish for fun.

Granted.
You win a trip to disney land, officially the funnest place on earth, and end up quite disappointed.

I wish i was a jedi

Granted you're a jedi in the Star Trek universe.

I wish for more porn bots.

Granted, now You are one of them.


I wish for a Advanced Power Armor MK II and YK42B Pulse Rifle >:)

Granted. However, it'l blow up in pieces in your hands.

I wish Nate Webb vs Delirious match