Granted. But it's neither broadcasted nor recorded!


I wish for a faultless car that isn't broken all the time.

Granted. You now have Flintstone's car


I wish for raising my earnings

Granted. *Lifts J@nek's earnings to the roof*

I wish more freetime

Granted, you now have so much free time that you are so bored you become crazy and go on a murderous rampage.

I wish that Skype worked predictably in this neck of the woods.

Granted. Now Skype's are very efficent when ran inside Big Mango's


I wish I had a classic wrestling event on DVD which I could watch tonight.

Granted.
You rent for the evening a wrestlemania VI dvd, with hulk hogan and ultimate warrior duking it out over the championship for an hour and a half at the end.
The dvd player breaks when the dvd is inserted, and a repairman can't makie it until tomorrow! :wallbash:

I wish I was hulk hogan

Granted. Now you are hulk hogan..... That's it.

I wish for a faster internet connection.

Granted. Youre now transferred to stone age. Your internet will be totally fast there, because you have the only internet.

I wish...I would want to wish something.

@chumloofah = I have seen that match...and it was horrible.

Granted, you now want to wish something, but you just used your wish...and the wish also caused breast cancer :3

I wish.-..... I wish i had a wheelchair.

Granted, and now you're jealous of all the people righting segways.

I wish for more public urinals in the city.