i would thank god :P

"Yikes, there's a boy next to me! Run, my feet, run!"

I would be stunned that I had woken up next to a diety :)

"Would you mind giving my blanket back."

"my bed, my blanket!"

(But I'd let you have the spare pillow :) )

"Great! Not even two minutes in one bed with you and there's fuss about the blanket! "

Probably I'd move on the couch. Hey, wait... That's where the TV is! *goesforthecouch*

Ok, I'd repent and let you share the blanket... so long as you turned off the television :)

I confess, I'd take a look. **Raises sheets**

-sleepy voice-"mmmhwey hon, i think you need some shaving. wait..hon?..oh sh1t.."

"What the hell did I drink last night?"