The bad thing is that your parachute dosen't work, and your falling to your death

The good thing is that you can see your house

The bad thing is it's 100 feet from your current position below.

The good thing is that there are 500 feet more to go.

The bad thing is your still falling, and there is a 'im gonna hit you squarely between the legs' looking branch 100 feet below.

The good thing is that you get picked up by a helicopter in mid-air.

The bad thing is that the helicopter is being piloted by a raving lunatic with terrorist tendancies...

The good thing is, you massively punched him in the face, so he fell unconcious and you throw him out of the heli and can take control of the heli.

The bad thing is that you can't drive a helicopter.

The good thing is that you see a manual