"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who have guns and those who dig"
- Clint Eastwood on the Good, the Bad, the Ugly

My version:

"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who are honest and those who steal library books for living."

(I always claim that this is MY version, but for some reason, I have a feeling that someone else said this)

Yay Fable-Gal! Mae West! That was a woman who could look after herself - She was the original Madonna (the singer, not the virgin.)

"If I am forced to choose between two evils, I pick the one I haven't tried yet."

"You only live once, but if you do it right - Once is enough!"

Mae West :D

Cea mai frumoasa iertare e razbunarea.
"the most beautiful forgiveness is revenge"

Himmler :D

" Do you even know what Umaga means in Samoan? You see, I'm half black and half Samoan. I know what it means. Umaga in Samoan means... shriveled up monkey penis."
- The Rock

Oh, and those who are wondering, this is Umaga