Well, Santa surely makes children like Christmas very much. (just like I did when I was a little child :D )

Now that I know that Santa does not exist, the Christmas ain't that pretty aymore :(

You poor little misguided soul. Doubt my existence will you? Just for that, this upcoming christmas you're getting the perfect gift: a mind reading (even the dirtiest secret perversive fantasies) blond sexual slave with the perfect body, that will without asking be prepared to satisfy you until you couldn't take the pleasure anymore!

But naturally, as you're being punished, the blond will, just when you're arroused the most, turn into a giant old rusty saw, slowly cutting your prescious parts off.

That's right. I haded with handing out lumps of coal. Children are getting to naughty, so my methods have changed dramatically.

:butcher:

http://www.parentheticalnote.com/pics/santa.jpg

Marike's Letter to Santa

WARNING!!! Link is rated 'R'!!! You have to be hmmm 17 or older to read. By clicking on link you agree and are older then 17. :blink: :blink: :blink: LOL

Don't mess with Santa. He'll put that coal where the sun doesn't shine.

Yay. :Brain: :Brain: :Brain:

Can't you make an exception for me? Pleeeeeeeease. :D

@everyone else: noticed how Santa saw my post, but the last time he posted was on the 25th of December? This is a conspiracy :ph34r: :eeeeeh:

No present for you next December 25. :bleh: :tomato: No PSP, PS3 or X360. Only some ol' DOS games to play from abandonia. :D

People, that's not Father Christmas, that's The Santa Clause, a rubbishy movie. Easily confused, I know...