Granted. You're gambling CS a bit and find out that you're actually not in the mood to.


I wish the world wouldn't be so damn screwed up.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Icewolf @ Sep 28 2007, 07:09 AM) [snapback]313583[/snapback]</div>Granted, now the world is nailed up

I wish the work would be over so I could go to home and check if my old NES works anymore

Granted, you're fired and you will spend every minute of your remaining life indoors trying to get the brokes NES working, without success.

I wish I was a super hero

Granted, you now have the power to decrease the half-life of astatine at will.

I wish to be able to play guitar like Django Reinhardt.

Granted, you now lose 2 fingers on your hand, but your playing is awful

I wish I had every Django Reinhardt recording ever made.

Granted. They block you door and windows and you starve.


I wish for a world with less cruelty.

Granted, the world is now full of over emotional flamboyant people.

I wish for more unisex bathrooms.

Granted.
And you are unisex now.
:bleh:

I wish there were more Unreal Coop maps.

Granted, there are more coop maps now, but no one to play them with.

I wish that all your stockz are belong to us.

Granted. All right, all your stocks belong to us, so you are broke and have to live on the street now. And a dog steals your shoes and the wind blows away you paper that should do as you blanket at night.


I wish for more flawless printing solutions in medium business field.