Granted, unfortunately this makes you incredibly dull so you now spend a lot of time alone.

I wish for more disk space.

Granted. You get a new SATA drive. You heard about the "emulated IDE issue" and fiddle around in your BIOS. Great, your PC burns away. All your Data is lost! MU-HARHARHAR! >:)


I wish for less scam in IT-equipment. (stayin in this theme...)

Granted. No equipment, no scams.


I wish I had some ice for my coke.

Granted. You now live on the North Pole.

I wish for vacation

Granted.
You may have a four years vacation.
On the north pole.
We don't want TheChosen to feel lonely, do we ?


I wish I had a Pinguicula gigantea.

Granted. Since I tought that has something to do with penguins, youre now living with me and J@nek in north pole! Oh joy!


I wish I had a sword. My kingdom for a sword!

.........North pole? Tropical ?
........ Penguins on the north pole?
:blink:
ZOMG the planet is warming faster then I thought ! ZOMG !!

Your wish is granted, you get a sword, 20 cm deep between your shoulderblades.
You gonna love it, really.


I wish it wasn't time yet again to clean up the inside of my PC, the fans are making noise again ... dust dust dust and my eternal smoking.
<_<

Granted, you are going to remove those dreaded fans.
So your PC is just getting a bit hotter than usual.

I wish, I wish.

Since He's going to remove them anyway. :whistling:

You get my fans.
But the coils are fried.

I wish I had 'real silent' fans in my PC. :kosta:

Granted, but your hdd sounds like 50 chainsaws

I wish nothing will go wrong in any way