Moustache? Are you quite sure about that, old bean? Looks a bit froggish to me...

i say! how on earth did that slimy blighter get there? *throws frog away*

Where's that slug balancer got to?

Robin Whooooood is needed here....:D

I'll take everything from poor and help rich.... LOL :ok:

I have very important question:

When English will drive on the same side of the road like the rest of the world? :blink:

Pah! We are keeping solidarity with the other 73 countries who drive on the left - 34% of the world's population, in fact. Admittedly, it's only us and Malta that do it anywhere near Europe, but that just goes to show the spiritual connections we have with bits of the Southern Hemisphere. or something.

Technically I guess it's about 1/3 of the worlds poopulation who drives on the left, but from what I've heard you drive pretty much where you want to in India, so I'm not sure that should count. :D

I would also like to point out that when the rest of us drives on the right side of the road, it follows that you drive on the wrong side. :D

Yeah, Spain and Greece should count as honourary right-hand drivers due to the astonishly poor driving quality there.

and Paris - standing on top of l'Arc de Triomphe is a scary thing.

Yeah, especially if you're scared of heights like oneself.

Not that it stops the incredible magnificence of my Britishularity. Uh... yes....

You drive on the left in all the major countries. Like England. Or Swaziland.