He has to insult Danny with his every post, and Danny has LOTS of posts.

Danny likes to spam because...

He must.. beat.. seb's.. postcount...

Pigggy likes this game because...

...you haven't introduced me to you distant relative (who looks quite nice actually) yet :bleh: and... because you started it :tease: (or I'm simply trying to have some fun not realising you're offended already and getting your riffle ready :sniper: ).

I'll go to sleep now because...

its late.

(wow, 3 posts in a minute)

Ill do the same because...

Seb is offending me, and Danny won't like me when I'm angry. HULK SMASH!

You are the Hulk if...

...it's getting late in your timezone too.

I'll say goodnight because I have good manners, but others may reply to this if...

...you're the Hulk because it's late in Danny's time zone?

You're late in Danny's Time zone if...

you're pregnant...

You're %$&#*"/$ if...

You type while being blind drunk.

You have to get blind drunk if...

...you want to listen to the Police and cry all the way.

You listen to the Police if...