Well, how high? I wondered out loud trying to measure him with a 10 inch ruler that I got dirt cheap at

the corner shop, but as i bent down i realised he was on a pair of stilts. so i ...

painted them yellow with black stripes and

Quickly sanded them down so they where as thin as match sticks, and guess what happend next...

Shoutet a merry game host randomly passing by on his way to

Empty the trash. then all of a sudden a big...

boisterous bimbo from Bangladesh began to bang a bunch of brown bananas brutally over Bjorn Borg's back while singing

1 banana 2 banana 3 banana 4, 5 banana 6 banana 7 banana more,
then..

as the seventh banana was swung like an unlikely Aztec Seremonial Sacrifice Dagger towards the Swede, who by now looked more like a deranged banana split, the Banglabimbo let out a cry of rage as the 8th banana failed to materialize.

then i had this mad urge to go and lick all the banana, of the banana splatterd Swede!
but then rememberd, i lost my tongue a year ago in a freek accident. so i...