Granted, nothing hasn't gone wrong, everything has.

I wish for Lemuria to be real.

It's real, they found it on the north pole.
You will live there now.
Don't fear, you ain't alone there, it even becomes crowded with Abandonia members I would say.

I wish the world had 2 south poles.

I aint granting you no wishies... theres the Megnetic and the Geographical southpoles :B

i wish that the above is correct, and if it is correct before my wish is granted, i wish for a weelchair that is able to climb stairs.

Granted, you get a wheelchair with snowtires and ice spikes.

You need them@the north pole where you join the rest of us.
We organise a stair climbing contest especially for you.


I wish Halindir would fall from the stairs.

Granted. Halindir comes over to your place, falls down the stairs, and sues you for improper stair maintenance. He wins and gets your new silent PC fans.

I wish my coworker would hurry up and get off the phone so we could play foosball.

He does and because he did it so fast, he gets promoted and youre fired. Have fun with your foosball game.

I wish for a huge collection of internet radios.

Granted. Was about time you'd get what you wanted ....

But there is no internet conn on the north pole. Can't have it all ....


I wish it was nice sunny weather this weekend.

For humans. On Earth. Where I live. Not sunny weather without rain forever.

Granted. Ideal weather for building Your igloo...on the north pole :D

I wish for a huge "house" party with all AB members

Granted, and you're banned

I wish I had a brain sometimes

Granted. Also, with brain, you'l get a brain tumor.

I wish I had the best RPG's in the world.