I think that what we need is to finish off the Crazy Frog. Any and all cost in human life is acceptable, no matter who they are.

Other than the clever types behind it.

My plan = Get Axel F and the guy who created the Crazy Frog together for a 'meeting' about a 'possible E.P'. Then we jump the bastards and knock the unconscious, preferably with something painful and so unpleasant that they collapse due to shock.

Then we get at least 30 Poison Arrow frogs and release them into the room in which they are sleeping. Chainsaws would not go amiss either.

To make it even more ironic, we then drive a broken moped (to make that bloody irritating noise) over their nearest and dearest.

Anyone up for that?

yes. now. why are we waiting? the world needs this horror to end. now. just think of the children held in the grip of this horrific dueo. spending there parents hard earned cash on the most annoying thing in the world. its probably responsible for more collective stress than anything else that is going on in this country. anyone with the power to release something like that onto the british market is far to dangerous to be left alive.
for the Good of the Country We need to ACT now!

HUZZAH!!!

I suggest firstly that we write to the Daily Mail with a suggested headline:

Crazy Frog? BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW!

ffs it's even gotten into Project Rockstar as an ad. Every bloody time my cursor goes over this irritatingly-placed banner it starts it's bloody song!

To be fair, the guy who created it has said that he was starting to hate himself just before he posted it on the internet - we could probably get him to top himself without too much effort; less blood on our hands that way. Although we'd probably be carried aloft throught the streets as national heroes if we did it.

That would be a good reason NOT to do it, don't you think? I mean, being a national hero would be so... embarrassing.

I think the classic - 'String them up in town centre for all to see' tactic would work well here.

Then we could parade them around every Primary school in the country, in a campaign we could call Shock and Awe.

If we can fit it in, Secondary Schools would get it too. Just they Year 7 and 8s though.

yey! Im year 8! woo! free stringing 'em up parades! erm, no costs, right?

The cost would be your life it was found as a ringtone/screensaver on your phone, but otherwise nothing.

Maybe we'd get a grant from the government too.

I have no mobile. I am perfectly safe now.
and I wanna see my enemies hang.

How about turning to the EU for financial support?
"You know, if you support us on that, we might join this Euro-thingy. I'm not saying we will, but we might seriously consider it..."