How come that I didn't do anything except diving my nose into the chest area of SailorMars :wub: Good Lord, that was funny. :roflol:

:kosta: SupSuper :kosta:

@Quintopotere: *checks his profile; nothing incriminating* ...I'm brave too. Why ?
@Fruit Pie Jones: Believe me. I'm a better pilot :D I'm almost sure about that :whistle:
@Tom Henrik: Ahem... Let's not go into details :ok:

EDIT: (I wonder why I forgot about this :D ) Rest in peace, Swiss :tai:

Damn ! Four missions and i still haven't exited the skyranger yet. I guess that makes me a coward. :cry:
But then again, maybe i'll live to see the end of this war. :pimp:

I'm bored. Does anybody want to play with me X-Com Terror From the Deep ? It's a great game. It says something about aliens coming out of water with flying subs. My computer is in the living quarters in case anybody wants.

Nah, I'm too busy playing this other game on my playstation where you fly around in a little UFO blowing things up and abducting cattle - whay are you looking at me like that? ... My eyes? What have my eyes got to do with anything? I always wear these large, dark glasses - haven't you ever heard of a thing called style? ... I've always been this thin and skeletal - fast metabolism or something. You're weirding me out staring at me like that - I'm off to check out the radar room.

Eh, can you rename me? Bernie is a stupid name... Rename me to "Jacek" or something.

I think I remember that game.

Tom: *how is it possible to throw in warez links in a forum game?!*
(And no, Beef is talking about the game Destroy all Humans!, where you play an Alien called Cryptosporidium)

Abi: I was reffering to a game never released and I didn't know that the site was a warez site. It seemed abandonware to me. (some of their games were not available for download, because they were still sold and had a buying link; warez ?) Sorry.

Bernie is my name... and thank you for calling it stupid <_<

somewhere in the world,you will always find at least one person that thinks of you that
you(or some part of you) are completely and absolutely stupid.
Deal with it.

*kicks an empty Coke can over the base corridor*
"Dammit. They didn't let me on this mission..." :angry:
"I'm so effin' bored that it aint funny" <_<

*moves leg back to kick the can once more and stops the kick halfway through*
:w00t: "Hey! I've got an idea!"
*picks the can up*

"Okay, so we aint got an effin' shooting range in the base... who the hell cares? Let's make one. I wonder which room will be the best..." :evil:

Quarter an hour later all the soldiers left in the base are present in the mess hall which has been apparently turned into an ad-hoc shooting range. All the tables have been moved to one wall and empty beverage cans have been lined up on them.
Despite the (futile) protests of the armsmaster, the few spare laser pistols and rifles were "requisitioned" for the purpose of the shooting range.
Right now, the participants are busy blasting up the cans :rifle:, with the exception of L.O.L, Doubler and A1s who are increasing the supply of empty cans, waiting for their turn with the guns. :cheers:

+-------[]-------+<-wall and entrance
|====....====|<-the tables are here
|......................|
|......................|
|......................|
|......................|<-soldiers stand here
|----------------..|<-the counter
+----------------+

"Come on folks, we have all the time before dinner! What... running out of cans? Bottles will do as well!"
"Hey, folks, look at my new trick!" B)
*Picks up a can from the counter and draws an antiquated solid-bullet firearm from a holster on right thigh*:max:
*Lowers the right hand with the firearm to a resting position and moves the left into a throwing position*
"Now, watch!"
*Throws the can spinning in the air towards the door, and with a blindingly fast move shoots it five times* :rifle:

At the same time, the door slides open as Tom Henrik enters the (pun intended) mess that half an hour ago was the mess hall. :Tom:
"What's all that noise about?!"
Unknown to Horseman, the can was not empty, and Tom got all sprayed with an explosion of liquid contained within. The can falls to the ground with five bullet holes in it forming an X.
"RIGHT! WHO DID IT?!" :pissed:

*"Uh-oh!" - thinks Horseman. :omg: "This can't be good!"*
*Tries to look as inconspiciously as possible, hiding the smoking gun behind the back.* :whistle:

"Was that you, Horseman???" - Tom's voice sounds with a promise of severaly maiming whoever is responsible. :butcher: Torture rack seems very likely to be only the beginning...
"Who, me?" :angel:

Bernie is my name... and thank you for calling it stupid <_< [/b][/quote]
This was good. LOL