Granted. You no longer have a computer.

I wish for inspiration.

Granted, you get inspired to kill yourself.

I wish my wifi card is going to work immediately with my Ubuntu boot.

Granted, but it won't work correctly.

I wish that any time I was given a price to pay, I could pull exact change in that amount from my pocket.

Sure, but guess what? All that money is in cents!


I wish for more nudity in games.

Granted, it's all full nude for the male games characters from now on. :blink:

I wish I could easily setup my USB broadband modem in CentOS 4.5.

Granted. Now you think that just putting modem in the computer will install it. However, it explodes the whole computer instead.

I wish someone would tought me how to wrestle.

Granted, you'll get a private lesson from Hulk Hogan.

Unfortunately he crushes you to a pulp.

I wish I had a CD/DVD reader/burner, instead of a CD reader/burner.

Granted, you have a super_de_luxe_extremely_fast_DVD_burner.

Causes a meltdown, you get a China syndrome and you and your house sink to the Earth's core.
Bye bye.

You're better off than most of us, it's cold here on the north pole.

I wish you punks would be satisfied with all you have, you're always nagging the whole day through, PUNKS.

Granted. Now we are satisfied while youre crying in north pole full of penguins!

I wish I had all the seasons of "Quantum Leap"

Granted, except that the DVD's are the wrong region for your neck of the woods.

I wish that that I didn't feel quite so ill.