The Almighty Midget, but just as the hole was about to swallow the midgets feet, I thought wow what a realy nice pair of shoes. so i ...

swallowed his cap wondering if

it would have tasted better with a dash of salt ?

after the mayhem that had just happend, i realised i was going to be late for work !!
so instead of putting on my really smart shiney shoes . i reached out and quickley grabed my...

uncle's fish

Because for some strange reason i can move faster holding my uncle's fish.
so i left the house, and sprinted down the road until......

I saw a shop's sign reading "No fish and plenty of chips (due to fishy circumstances). Loons running about with a fish in their possession, by all means enter. Please!". I

entered the shop and showed my uncle's fish to the shopkeeper. He said...

"i'm dead"

shocked by the answer, i ran out of the shop and start yelling: "he's dead!"

"what, the fish?" said an obviously lost character sitting in a basket in front of an off road bike, wishing he had called home. "Evening Toady" I