Granted, you're now a child again.
I wish I didn't want to wish anything

Granted. You are pleased with everything and nothing. Your life gets more and more dull. You commit suicide.

I wish for less buzz words in enterprise and business IT.

Granted, you're deaf now.
I wish a fried chicken with sweet, spicy sauce

Granted, you get your fried chicken with sweet, spicy sauce.
And as extra you get bird flu.

I wish I knew which one of my @#&@#!# children has taken my Alien DVD collection so I could kick his/her sorry ar*e.
:hammer:

Granted, but they are armed with nuclear warheads, so you aren't getting anywhere near it.

I wish I could find a picture of a Nazi elephant.

Granted. He's in front of your door. When you open up he hits you unconcious, steals your money and valuable goods, shouts "Heil!" and runs off laughing viciously.

I wish for less sniffy people all over the world.

Granted. Now youre the only one left.

I wish I had the Ghost N' Goblings arcade machine in my room.

Granted. Now you room is full and you can't get in or out.


I wish that the burden that we all (INCLUDING ME!) have to carry day by day wouldn't always get heavier but lighter.

EDIT

Granted, your wallet is getting dangerously thin

I wish those nazis would just snap out of it

Granted they all become elephants and trample you to a pulp.

I wish for a better fan *gasp*