And so would you, if you ever get past "Training Mode."

Killing you will be as satisfying as popping a huge zit.

like it I always come back!

You're weak with the sword!

Then you must have the strength of a new-born kitten.

You're clothes are SO out of fashion...

and you fight in a doomed fashion

Hey! You got your sword, all you need now is skills.

Yes - I just leveled up and now will putt all 30% to Melee weapons!

You could never do the same!

That's right! I'm different, and unique! You, matey, are as normal as they come.

It appears as though everyone here has a sword, and a much smaller minority have even endevoured to find out which end you're supposed to hold. Well, you've exceeded my expectations magnificently, but that does not hide the fact the barrel of this here plasma rifle is gently nudging your temple, and my trigger finger is extremely ichy...

It's called power armor if you don't see whats on me!

Stop trying to killl the wall!

With a nickname like that, you sure bleed easily.

Don't worry about me spilling while I sip my tea...

Instead of a sword, you bring tea. Strange....

Quit now before I'l bust you open with my special trick!

I guess making your opponent laugh so hard they split at the seams is ONE way to win...

I rock, you suck. It's that simple.