and more it shall be

There once was this hobo from Dover
He was such a happy rover
He slept in the shacks
And on railroad tracks
Until the poor sod got run over

Finally, something to use my imagination for in a non-violent way!(sorta) ^_^

I once had a cat named Gerboing.
He was really really annoying.
And one spooky night,
I tied him up tight.
I shot him and kicked him in the groin.

There once was a big, tall talking tree.
Who got angry, when on him, they peed.
He called his buddies,
And used his money.
Bought knives, and no longer they could pee.(ouch)

I knew a turtle from Amsterdam.
Every time he went poo, it went BAM!!!
He had the money.
To get surgery.
And now he's a she from Amsterdam.

I once killed a guy named Samantha.
He had spit in my cold momosa.
I cut off his head.
And took it to bed.
My wife had then moved to Florida.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(chadtherodentslayer @ Jan 21 2007, 07:10 PM) [snapback]275885[/snapback]</div>
AHAHAHAHAHA priceless :hysterical:

Thank you Himmler. If thats a compliment, of course. If it's not, I might have to go Gary Coleman on your behind. So watch it.

In Japan, there was a man named Dave.
The people had wished that he would shave.
They did had enough,
And he wasn't tough.
They skinned his face off. Sucks for you, Dave.

A woman named Sue had a gerbil.
She had named him Furball McHerbil.
He didn't take kind,
And crawled up her hind.
Then ate out her brain. Now she's deadil.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(chadtherodentslayer @ Jan 23 2007, 02:20 AM) [snapback]276071[/snapback]</div>look...you don't have to act tough with me mr gary coleman. don't give me the "so watch it." cause you're not dealing with just another kid. want respect? read before posting.

and i don't care of your state of mind and personal problems, cause once you enter a forum, church, library, store, you leave those at home!

now you pissed me off.
gtfokthxbyecrymeariver.

listen, i was just making fun. if you find me annoying and want me off, just say it.

i saw you psychological issues topic, so i didn't took it as a joke.

it was just a humorous remark, please do not take it personally. i apologize if i offended you. i just had some things going on so i thought i would talk about it. thats all. sorry.

There once were 2 lads on a forum,
One of whom thought he was G. Coleman,
They argued and ranted,
Until they both had recanted
Yet they still each think the other's a moron.

(No harm meant guys, I'm just being silly.)

i dont think hes a moron.