O-ho that's Monkey 3

Do I look that much like your fiance?

When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!

:eeeeeh:

At least mine can be identified!

Soon youl be wearing my sword like a shishkabob! (or somehting like that,...)

First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster!

My last fight ended with my hands covered with/in blood.

I hope you learned to stop picking your nose!

I hope that now you've learnt to stop picking your nose.

EDIT: Damn, beaten. (we both posted in the same minute).

Aye maty!
But yer a good 'ne to be picking a fight with Argh!

My handkerchief will wipe your blood (damn - I must really play that game again - don't really remember the insoults - just the responses)!

Oh, so you finally got that job as a janitor then?